Rule #1 --> Never let suspects stay together.
Rule #1 --> Never screw over your partner.
Rule #2 --> Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Rule #3 --> Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Rule #3 --> Never be unreachable.
Rule #4 --> If you have a secret, the best thing is to keep it to yourself. The second-best to tell one other person if you must. There is no third best.
Rule #6 --> Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness.
Rule #8 --> Never take anything for granted.
Rule #9 --> Never go anywhere without a knife.
Rule #10 --> Never get personally involved in a case.
Rule #11 --> When the job is done, walk away.
Rule #12 --> Never date a coworker.
Rule #13 --> Never, ever involve lawyers.
Rule #15 --> Always work as a team.
Rule #18 --> It's better to ask forgiveness than to ask permission.
Rule #22 --> Never, ever interrupt Gibbs in interrogation.
Rule #23 --> Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
Rule #27 --> There are two ways to follow someone. First way - they never notice you. Second way - they only notice you.
Rule #38 --> Your case, your lead.
Rule #39 --> There is no such thing as a coincidence.
Rule #40 --> If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are.
Rule #44 --> First things first, hide the women and children.
Rule #45 --> Clean up your messes.
Rule #51 --> Sometimes - you're wrong.
Now the first thing I noticed about this little list was first of all Leroy Jethro Gibbs doesn't know how to count, second he sure does skip a lot of numbers, and third there are two #1's and #3's!
Come on Gibbs you're suppose to be my HERO!!!
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